Douche Rocket

A Huge Douche Bag; One that is high and above all the other assholes.

Jim: Dude, Can you believe Steve? He Showed up late and drunk to my wedding. Then he tried to get with my wife!
Joe: What a Douche Rocket.

by Mr. Danger February 16, 2008

douche bag

a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.

sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag.

what a douchey song.

by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009

Douche Armada

a group of 5 or more douche canoes

guy1: Dude, check out the douche armada that just walked in
guy2: yeah, what a bunch of douche canoes

by donkers1 February 7, 2010

douche taco

A vagina filled with douche fluids.

Go eat a douche taco!

by Dreamerblade April 27, 2010

Douche Au Chocolat

A delicious act of love invented by S. Miranda you must first make a choloate dildo (or a granola bar for your last resort) and use it on a girl, entering through the front door (or back door if you are into that kinda thing) let the chocolate melt inside of her and then lick it out. The result is pleasure for the femal and a delicious snack for you!

1st guy: Hey care for a Douche Au Chocolat?

2nd guy: No way man! Abstinance is the key to salvation!

by S. Miranda June 5, 2003

douche bag queen

1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.

"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)

by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005

douche babe

A very attractive yet very unintelligent and crass boy/man.

1) Woah, that guy sure is a douche babe.

2) Zach Efron

by Malachi Fillman May 6, 2009