wonkey donkey

when you have bent dick

angus has a really big wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Donkey scrunch

Having sex with a hooker that turns out to be a donkey

Guy 1: You hear about what happened to Steve last night?
Guy 2: ya man total donkey scrunch

by CBGOCPFTF November 2, 2011

donkey ryan

donkey ryan is very smart man, not so in life but hes still one of the greats. Appreciate him like how you appreciate that weed. truly a great one. Also, he like claire :)

donkey ryan is a nerd

by arsdadasd January 5, 2023

Donkey Cheese

The smell that derives from the accumulation of sweat by someone who does a profuse amount of ketamine, with an attempt of the smell being covered up by incense, weed, and finger paint. The end result is the smell of donkey cheese

Bro shes a straight wook, smellin’ like donkey cheese everywhere she goes. Aint no way in hell im dicking her down.

by @The_PFR September 27, 2020

Swamp Donkey

Slang for a homerun in Baseball

Holy Shit! Phart Simpson just hit a swamp donkey! Holy Shit!

by Craig "Of the Creek" Pelton December 13, 2022

donkey dick

In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.

I drag donkey dicks like no other.

by jason May 18, 2005

swamp donkey

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"

by Guzzy February 5, 2004