Umma Dinging

A some-what chavvy term for something unpleasant smelling,and or disgustingly presented

Jay: did you see Emily last night dude!?
Fred: yeah,man she looked umma dinging

Dan: Did you just fart?
Gareth: Yeah man,why?
Dan: cos its umma dinging!

by Ifitaintheavymetalitaintshit. October 12, 2009

Urban dicking it

When you hear an obscure word or reference for something you don't know about and before asking any questions simply look it up on urban dictionary

User 1: Wtf is rule 34

User 2: Idk i'm urban dicking it

by Jamesiversonverizon July 19, 2010

club dining

Going to a wholesale club for a free meal by filling up on all the free samples they hand out.

I'm kind of short on cash. What say we do some club dining at BJ's Wholesale Club? Yesterday, they were offering samples of lasagna, pizza, crackers and sherbet. The samples are tiny but after a few rounds, I had a complete meal.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 4, 2010

Long Donking

When you go to town on a girl with your long Dank all night long.

Yo Davie was out Long Donking his girl all last night she aint been movin for days yo.

by JBopizzle April 20, 2011

cold dicking

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013

dri (drinking related injury)

An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.

A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.

by functionalcoholic October 15, 2013

kong donking

The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)

I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up

by DSLP March 21, 2014