the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.
by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011
Get the crap strapmug. 
Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.
You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).
by QuacksO February 5, 2018
Get the crap tablemug. A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.
by The Butt Dictionary September 3, 2018
Get the Crapping Roommug. i was playing games and then holy crap-atudde the teacher pops up out of no where
crap-atude a droped my cookie
crap-atude a droped my cookie
by love mufin May 25, 2011
Get the crap-atudemug. john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?
john:what do you think?
me :eweeeew
john:what do you think?
me :eweeeew
by 8055 April 28, 2014
Get the crap-araymug. This project is a piece of crap
by Alphabet Gacha Girl February 12, 2020
Get the Crapmug.