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Crab Boil

The act of farting on someone while they are locked in a dog crate.
Ry locked himself in the dog crate, so I gave him a crab boil.
by Wonnmeister November 20, 2021
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Crabs

Its like pubic lice on your dong hair. It can be pointed out super easily like if you have a small mustache you have crabs.
If you dont have muscles you have crabs. If your not single you have crabs. Common in people named jacob
HEY LOOK THAT GUY HAS CRABS
by NotAwkward July 25, 2019
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Molard Meat Crab

A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.
In want my Molard Meat Crab.
by LipinStain June 25, 2021
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crab aids

There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly
yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.
by crab aids enjoyer September 13, 2023
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Crabbed

Crabbed: Derived from the left/right approach /flee motion of crabs; also associated with "crab walk" (an intimidating, agressive approach delivered by felines (cats) where they appear to be larger by puffing their coat out and walk sideways toward their intended target, mostly associated with the term to come at someone sideways.
"Man, I wuz at da club just chillin' an DeAndre an his bitch crabbed up on startin' some mothafuckin' bullshit I ain't even had nothin' to do wiff".
by BCALZ March 26, 2021
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Crab

THE COOLEST CREATURE WITH MULTIPLE LEGS AND A SHELL (better than a loser lobster, my friend likes lobsters and hes a femboy now.) LITERALLY EPIC. CAN HOLD KNIVES. BE YOUR FRIEND, HIRE TO KILL LOBSTER LOVERS. ANYTHING. also very loving and compasionate. <3
Crab moment.
i had mad sex with a crab.
i hired a crab to kill a lobster lover.
by CrabLover. May 30, 2022
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Crab Cage

a term to describe a sexually promiscuous womans vagina who may or may not have crabs
I bet that bitch got a crab cage on her!
by sccamarogirl September 26, 2011
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