crabhole

Female genital region. Usually deep, dark and not very appealling, compared to the norm.

She smelled rank so I kicked her in the crabhole.

by Damo April 10, 2005

crabs

a disease you get from sleeping with the olsen twins

Oh man, i did ashley last nite and now i have crabs on my peepee

by lightpost July 19, 2006

Crabchip

A mysterious little computerchip which is found in many electronic devices. It has got its name because of the crab which is marked on the chip.

Hahaha! My mobilephone even has a crabchip in it. Weird!

by Stankie February 23, 2008

Crabmeat Dick

the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean penis or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men's rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.

Why Janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat dick?

Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.

by chesterdude87 December 17, 2008

crabgrass

1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs

Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crabgrass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.

by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

by jazzyd October 7, 2008

Crabby Pattie

A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.

Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.

Mom, I only found one Crabby Pattie in Boots' litterbox this morning.

by Telephony March 30, 2015