A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017
Get the horny cowboymug. The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.
by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023
Get the Dallas Cowboysmug. When a group of men each ejaculate into a pair of boots then randomly select one of the men to chase the others while wearing said boots until eventually catching one and shouting “Philly Cowboy”. The one who is caught then has to repeat the cycle and the game goes on.
This game originates in the streets of Philadelphia (1960s), however it is less popular there now. It is most popular in cities such as: Albuquerque, New Mexico, and Chicago, Illinois.
This game originates in the streets of Philadelphia (1960s), however it is less popular there now. It is most popular in cities such as: Albuquerque, New Mexico, and Chicago, Illinois.
by Philly Cowboy lover May 8, 2022
Get the Philly Cowboymug. by The big phink January 12, 2019
Get the crystal cowboymug. by Eagles on top November 24, 2022
Get the Cowboysmug. When a group of other inmates hold someone down take their pants off. And with a razor cut them deep from their asshole to their dick and run a train on them till they bleed out.
by anonymous July 27, 2024
Get the cowboy cutmug. by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024
Get the Canadian Cowboy Hatmug.