Chode

(noun): A Penis that is wider than it is long.

(adj) A deragotory name for someone who is being a complete and utter douche.

"Timmy's chode was impossible for his girlfriend to deepthroat."

"Dammit Frank, stop being such a chode!"

by Billy Finkelstein May 8, 2004

chadee

A person who receives 90-degree loving from a chadder, often in the showers.

"Pick up the soap Charlie, there's a good chadee"

by AW April 27, 2006

Chode

There are three types of chodes:
1) A penis that is wider than it is long, yet still extremely small
2) The area between the anal sphincter and the testes
3) A penis that is equal to orgreater than 10 inches when folded in half

To reduce confusion, it is best to specify which chode you are talking about during the conversation.

Girl 1: I would have hit that, but he whipped out his chode 1 and I wasn't havin' it!

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Girl 2: Do you want to suck on my chode 2?

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Girl 3: Holy shit! That guy had a chode 3. I'm still sore from last night.

by Mclovin IIV January 5, 2009

Cayden

A midget 50 pounds looking ass who thinks about macaroni and steak in bed wars...

Cayden:hmm I want steak...wait no I want tuna... >:3

Cayden: *falls into the void*

by Cayden LND July 22, 2019

chode

A penis which is wider than it is long (eg 3 inches by 1 inch)

James Tompson has a chode and he has a uniball (see uniball)

by UniBalz May 19, 2003

Chode

A chode is indeed a penis that it as wide as it is long, or wider even still. Often looks similar to a tin of tuna or an enlarged (not in all cases) clitoris.

"A Chode does exist Jonathan, I have one myself and can show you if you so wish. Your mother loved it, she likes the width"... the answer was "Thanks for the offer... but no"

by Jonnyboy August 1, 2005

chode

A chode is a penis wider than it is long!

I like to give hand jobs to chodes!

by FUCKER May 20, 2003