Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.

"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"

by Lilport January 12, 2020

Drippy Christian

Drippy christian is drippy christian

He is drippy and supports DN all the way
He was a piss kink

Person A: YOO did you see what Drippy Christian posted on instagram yesterday?
Person B: Yeah, the mid-wank one?

by EvALev May 6, 2021

Christian Dews

A Thicc lad who needs mental help

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too

by Big Chungus (aka. Snorlax) July 14, 2019

Christian pirog

TOUCHES KIDS but respectfully

wow that pedophile is such a Christian pirog

by Novaishot March 7, 2021

Christian Cooley

The wackest wack job to ever exist. Some may think he is a complete and udder dick, and they are right. He’s the type of guy to block everyone in his group chat. He’a the type of guy to date a stick and call her thick. All in all, the boy can sugondese nuts.

Christian Cooley: Guess who I’m dating
Everyone: Don’t tell me it’s...
Christian: Q U I N N
Everyone: bruh she’s flat as MIKEY
Christian: blooocked

Christian is such a bully

by Godly Bottle of Urine July 29, 2019

Fortnite Christian

When u make someone eat your dandruff then make an nft of them eating it

Let’s make a fortnite Christian or else

by Deo demon February 3, 2022