check the mojo filter

a phrase used to secretly tell your counterpart/counterparts that something has gone wrong and you all should leave the room and/or social situation

tom sees the man who his wife cheated on him with, but tom already has warrants out for his arrest so he must leave as not to cause a scene.

friends: hey tom isnt that the guy?

tom: oh yeah, we should deffantly check the mojo filter

by thedestroyerofmenknownassteve July 19, 2010

Checkmate Sergei

Victory! In your face! Used to announce an accompishment.

ORIGIN: Derrived from a 2011 FedEx commercial where a mutli-tasking senior mananger, while tatooing his own back, simultaneously defeats 2 chess apponents and announces "Checkmate, Sergei!".

a double play is executed in a baseball game, "checkmate Sergei."

by siliconsoapbox May 12, 2011

credit check

when you swipe your hand through someone's ass like a credit card. THEN smell hand and say "wow, you've been approved"

You have just been Credit Checked!

by flanstar February 28, 2005

checking chicken

Using a male or female for their money or other valuables via flirting, relationships, sex or intamite conversations.

Yeah John is just checking chicken out of her.

by Luckyone33 October 4, 2017

Chinese Checkers

Taking a snap chat of someone giving you fellatio while driving. Comparing the level of difficulty of Chinese Checkers with the act and taking into account the small size of the penis involved.

We played Chinese Checkers on the way home last night... I almost hit the ditch!

by Marky N December 23, 2014

let me check

When someone pretends to check if they can cover your shift.

Hi do you want to cover my shift this Sunday 7:00-13:30?
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Let me check
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by McTb May 27, 2019

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

by pop off kween November 13, 2020