bush telly 

A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree

Girl you have one big bush telly going on there

bush telly by Coozba August 17, 2017

bush noobs 

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.

1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.

bush noobs by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017

Bush Wookie 

The act of hiding in a bush or plant in battle and waiting for it to end

Look at them sandniggers bush wookie mode activate

Bush Wookie by Bush Wookie October 1, 2017

bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.

Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!

bush mechanic by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017

bush hammer 

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.

"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."

bush hammer by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017

Bush Nuggets 

When a mans ballsack is very hairy, you call his testicles “bush nuggets.”

One gay man said to the other, “Want to see my bush nuggets?”

Bush Nuggets by UgandanKnuckels May 2, 2018

Bush Hopper 

A bush hoper is a mans or a woman who enjoys the other sex’s pubic hair

Did you hear about Jenna and Matt?
Yeah he’s such a Bush Hopper

Bush Hopper by Xrxman January 19, 2018