Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.

"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."

by Trog11 July 25, 2016

wrench bandit

A male or female that likes to unexpectedly grope another males penis, or in some cases, give unexpected surprise "on the spot" oral.

Mike: "Hey you going to that party tonight?"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"

by Tellish September 23, 2016

breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning

Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here

by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017

sting bandit

When your got suspicions one of your mates has got gay tendencies.
And tries to hide it but deep down you know.

He's nothing but a fucken sting bandit.

by the banditTtttpodfjgo[aernmgoB August 24, 2017

Cock Bandit

A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.

Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.

by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017

Booty Bandit

The Bandits that stealing hoes cheeks

Damn that Nigga Samuel the Great Booty Bandit is stealing booty

by The Booty Cheek Finesse Brigad November 26, 2017

cave bandit

Someone who enjoys anal sex.

Cathy is a hoe, she's a total cave bandit.

by ZombieZ93 December 31, 2017