fist bumping

A totally dumb way people greet each other,showing how douche baggy they really are .as in I will be thumbed down by every gay fist bumper on the net .

Gilbert tried his best to fit in by fist bumping every Tom,Dick and Harry in the party .

by blastinU November 2, 2014

dick bump

When someone does a hit of cocaine off someones penis

Let me do some dick bumps with you boy!

by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006

bumper

farting on a girls tongue while she gives you a rim job.

when your girls gives you a rim job and you fart you have now given her a bumper.

by ur mommy December 18, 2006

Bumpkin

A country person who lives in a rural area like Union, Kentucky. Someone who usually just sits around and does nothing. Bumpkins usually wear flannels and overalls.

Lexi is a Bumpkin because she just sits on her porch in her flannel and whittles.

by LexiKR March 14, 2011

bumpage

Term used by some men to indicate that they believe an otherwise very attractive woman has been given extra "points" or "bumps" up a scale by other men, thus grading them higher in the Hottie Scale (of 1 to 10) then they should be.

Term often used by sexually-frustrated males.

Dude: Man, she is HOT!

Dud: Oh, you are just giving her bumpage, she ain't that great.

by jimbolo December 27, 2007

cadillac bumper bullets

Cadillac Bumper Bullets are most often mid-size breasts that are far too tightly reined in by a badly designed or poorly fit pushup bra, that has them squeezed into a shape very much like a rounded cone. Commonly found on cougars trying to fight gravity, but occasionally on a younger girl that wishes she were bigger across the bosom. It lends an almost comical appearance.
Exceptions to this are sometimes found in the case of a very young girl of around 17 or 18, who is getting very buxom very fast, and her breasts seem to reach straight out from the shoulder...these are more correctly called sweater bumpers, but when the girls breasts are extra-large the terms become interchangeable.

"heheh, check the Cadillac Bumper Bullets on the cougar in the leopard skin, betcha it took half an hour to get that thing on"

or

"that little redheaded chick Robin is some looker, isn't she? and what a pair of CBB's she's got"

by Spyder James August 17, 2006

stump bump

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.

Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.

by asamon December 18, 2009