Dirty Brian 

When the sole reason you go to the gym is to see the old man schlongs in the locker room & you “accidentally” bump into them while changing .

I’m thinking of getting a planet fitness membership just so I can pull a dirty Brian .

Dirty Brian by I’m an Icon September 14, 2021

cool brian 

The way cooler version of Brian

Person 1: “Hey, is that Brian”
Person 2: “Nah, That’s Cool Brian”

cool brian by EricCartmansFatAss September 29, 2021

BBL Brian 

BBL Brian is a bald pastor who coaches the worlds best lacrosse team.

Man, BBL Brian might get a bald eagle tattoo if we win state again

BBL Brian by bblbeth March 9, 2022

Emily and Brian's 

They are two of the kindest people you will ever know once you get to know them and if you are on there good side. But if you get on there bad side they will be the bitchiest people you can know. They are typically not the most attractive people you can meat but they can be a sweetheart. Emily's are usually very athletic but brian's can be if they want too. Brians are Fuckboy's so don't date them. Emily's are very fat and are going to be a virgin till the day they die and they won't ever get a boyfriend because nobody finds them attractive. And they are very dramatic.

Girl: Hey so I met this ugly and he asked me out he tried to get in my pants instantly.

Somebody: Get away from them. Thats a Emily and Brian's.

Guy: So this fat girl came up to me and asked me out and I said no she flipped out, I think she is crazy, what should I do.

Somebody: Get away from that thing it's and Emily and Brian's.

Emily and Brian's by A_J_D September 15, 2018

Conan O'Brian

Having sex with a girl and broadcasting it late at night for your friends to watch.

I can't wait until Josh pulls a Conan O'Brian and we finally get to see him nail his chick.

Conan O'Brian by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Brutal Brian

When 4 men love a woman, they must consumate their love by inserting their peni into her asshole and make love to it aka nutting.

They gave her a Brutal Brian last night after the massive blowjobs.

Brutal Brian by Danth Eman April 5, 2007

Big Brian 

A misspelling of "Big Brain".

Person 1: I have a big brian
Person 2: it's brain idiot >:(

Big Brian by BigBrain200iq October 27, 2019