tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian
by tom brian February 06, 2017
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Brian Fries

Wow, I need you to stop talking because you’re brian fries.
by dat bitchhhhhh February 15, 2018
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Rolling Brian

When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.
"Kyle, that Rolling Brian I surprised you with last night was amazing wasn't it?"
by ddeessttrrooyy May 03, 2021
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BRIAN YYK

Will not go to the gym even when you ask him to. He does not need to study to do well in his schoolwork
by iamafraidoflava January 22, 2025
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Brian Thompsoned

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.
A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.
by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024
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Brian tankoon

An ungrateful person, that like act like a clown
He behaving like a brian tankoon
by Peopl's choice October 16, 2020
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Brian Fruit

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