A person who eats bread

“A loser who sleeps with baby cat aka shadow which is his cat, and will usually watch DIY or life hacks videos. Does nothing interesting at all.”

Damn, Robert is such a person who eats bread.

by Adamations Adver May 19, 2020

lets get this bread

memekook

"lets get this bread"

by bts's chicken May 29, 2020

Bum hole banana bread

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.

Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!

by Your_mum69 October 21, 2020

The higher bread

top shelf bread, often depicted as having godlike powers.

bow before the higher bread

by Ack! I'm chocking April 6, 2021

European Hot Bread

Like french toast, but doesn't say oui oui and doesn't hold baguettes and shit

Guy 1: Can you pass the french toast?

Guy 2: You mean the European Hot Bread?

Guy 1: The wha-?

by Stage 11 Cancer April 22, 2021

global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

loaf_of_bread_chan

smells like caca tho
I’ve seen her in public and secretly sniffed their hair I smelt like heaven, would love to try that again someday Also smack my azz like a drum

loaf_of_bread_chan: smack my azz like a drum

by Ur in my death note September 3, 2021