Aunt Jemima Breakfast

When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.

I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!

by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015

Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015

Eleventh-Hour Breakfast

An Eleventh-Hour Breakfast is a breakfest meal that consists of an apple, a container of yoghurt, four pieces of bacon, a can of baked beans, a slice of buttered bread, and fish fingers and custard.

I just had the best eleventh-hour breakfast!

by NeverEatPears December 28, 2019

Polk county breakfast

When you pour syrup on her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.

Brittany makes the best Polk County breakfast I've ever had!

by Mike Dunham November 23, 2021

breadstealer

A person who earns money and wealth to support a family, but does it through crime and illegal drugs instead of a job.

He gained his money and wealth to support his wife and kids through armed robberies, shootings, homicides, extortions, and dealing illegal drugs. Therefore, he was a breadstealer.

by king titan October 27, 2014

breadsticks

One of the most commonly raped foods.

I tricked my friend into putting breadsticks in her mouth without eating it before she realised what she was doing.

by 200 iq legend January 22, 2021

papa john breadsticks

when a strange bald man puts drugs into breadsticks so after you eat them you feel high.

last night me and my friends ordered papa john breadsticks and felt like we had lsd .

by pandacum201 August 21, 2017