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Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis
Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"
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Blow job 

The act of bring a cock (penis) to climax, with your mouth.
I totally fucked her mouth dude. She gaged and slobbered on my cock, sucking and slurping, making bubbles from spit all around my dick head. She sucked my prick till I came no her face. She basiclly gave me a "blow job". It was good!
Blow job by Dirty Dustin October 22, 2006

blow bang 

A porn industry term, referring to a scene between male and female performers engaging in oral and vaginal sex.
That actress is scheduled to shoot a blow bang with that actor.
blow bang by weezerholder June 1, 2018

blow a fattie 

when one flatulates loudly and it has a terrible oder
damn b-ran, did u just blow a fattie.
(nat walks across stage "good god" my tea just changed color)
blow a fattie by Fixx February 15, 2007

blow dryer

the act of getting head and shooting your load into the girls mouth. Then she spits it in your ass and you fart it out on her face
James gave nikki a BLOW DRYER! and she liked it!~
blow dryer by Jsleezybeezy December 23, 2010

Blow Back 

When urinating after a night of sexy times your cheese helmut redirects your stream back to your pants leg.
Girl: What the #&%$? Why are you pissing in the sink?!
Me: Rather pee in the sink than get BLOW BACK on my pants.
Blow Back by Mike Hawk Fitzwell August 31, 2009