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The Blind

You're still reading this to them, right?
Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2024
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male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 30, 2024
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eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.
James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows
by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024
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ugly blind

Unable to see ugliness. Finds the beauty in everything. Can turn negatives into positives.
I was born ugly blind, all I can see is the beauty in everyone's personality and soul.
by Ashes_enlight August 11, 2024
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Running a blind red

Run a red light without checking the surrounding to make sure it's safe to run a red light and causing a crash.
That man was an idiot for running a blind red and because of that the bus driver and kids are now six feet under.
by Logplayer0205 February 1, 2023
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Blind Racism

When someone perceives all actions of another race as bad and/or evil regardless of reality. This could also be considered violently racist. People who are blindly racist are unable to find fault in their own actions towards others of a different race.
Through Blind Racism, the man saw no fault in his own actions as he executed an innocent man of a different race.
by Lucifina Nightinger February 8, 2023
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Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.
Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.
by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025
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