Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012

blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019

eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.

James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows

by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024

Blinded by Nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia is typically a term referring to a player in a video game who knows that they enjoyed a certain newer update of a game, but act as if an older update of the game was better, because it was more "nostalgic", even though the update didn't bring really good stuff.

"Season 3 was better than Chapter 2 Season 2"
"You are blinded by nostalgia"

by poofart96 August 21, 2023

Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤

Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?

by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019

BLIND STORAGE EYES

The same as STORAGE EYES.

A past that is never caught and reviewed.

It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.

How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022