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Toke blind

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision
Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind
by Diwiebfkwlfh July 13, 2025
mugGet the Toke blindmug.

Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.
Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.
by The guy with the words August 14, 2018
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blind phobic

To disrespect the blind, discriminatory language against the blind.
"Ima punch u, consent or not!!"
"Stop!! Thats blind phobic!"
-Val and Ash 11th april 2023 3:18pm.
by Ser3nn April 11, 2023
mugGet the blind phobicmug.

Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up
"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"
by fatttt December 10, 2016
mugGet the Bathroom blindnessmug.

direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.
John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right
by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020
mugGet the direction blindmug.

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.
George had practical blindness for summer reading.
by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012
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Blind Contrarian

A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.
Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized

The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life

Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.

The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important

Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.
by pwnagephake April 9, 2022
mugGet the Blind Contrarianmug.

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