Snow Blindness

(n) the inability to remember important things or have the motivation to complete necessary tasks because of the presence or anticipated presence of snow.

I didn't get to my homework because of the bad case of snow blindness I had last night

by ayegeepeekay February 28, 2011

Blind Onion

1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.

2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )

www.blindonion.net

After eating his parent's Jimmy felt Blind Onion creeping down his spine.

by Blind Onion May 3, 2005

blindfolded clam trap

the female equivilent to tea bagging

at the party last night, this guy passed out . so i put him in the blindfolded clam trap

by liquidsilk February 28, 2009

Blind Tea Bag

When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)

Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"

by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009

Blind folding

When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)

Common misconception is "Teabagging".

The Professor was blind folding Ginger on the island.

by Apples78 May 13, 2011

pissed blind

extremely angry, to the point where you are no longer yourself

when i saw that kid scratching the paint on my car door, i got pissed blind and smashed his face into the fender.

by rip van finkel October 8, 2008

Bus blindness

When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.

Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?

Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.

by generic brown-haired male April 9, 2009