by Manbearpig48e January 25, 2015
Get the Ben Affleckmug. 1. Ben Dover is a homeless man who lives on the streets
2. A Sexy Kahoot Name
3. A homie who lets you practice for your girl
2. A Sexy Kahoot Name
3. A homie who lets you practice for your girl
by ShinyDuck21 December 9, 2021
Get the Ben Dovermug. THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version differs. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
by Toby Doughbawaski February 24, 2008
Get the Ben Franklinmug. The hottest man on earth. If you go anywhere near him you WILL burn to death! He’s also my husband so if you decide to meet him- do not try to Take my man cause u might or might not end up in the hospital.
by 039.xc March 16, 2019
Get the Ben Hardymug. When a suggestion or statement is said, and in less than a minute someone says the same thing, oblivious that it has already being said.
Matthew: Hey. Wanna go get something to eat?
Kieren: Sure. Why Not?
Danny: Lets go to subway.
Kieren: Lets Go!
1 Minute Later
Ben: Wanna go subway for dinner?
Matthew: You're Doing A Ben, yet again.
Kieren: Sure. Why Not?
Danny: Lets go to subway.
Kieren: Lets Go!
1 Minute Later
Ben: Wanna go subway for dinner?
Matthew: You're Doing A Ben, yet again.
by Sinspawn 70 July 8, 2010
Get the Doing A Benmug. when your shaggin a rlly fat obese individual, you shout clingon and then when they turn round your werin a clingon mask then punch her and chuck her out the window and see if she flies like a startrek ship whilst hummin the star trek tune.
by dan squires September 24, 2007
Get the The Ben Baldwinmug. Ben Crouse, is a bitch ass Arabic nigga who likes to fart in your god damn face. His slut mom likes to yell at him while he's jacking off to his poop and pee fetish. He is also imfamously known for yelling "Joe mama" during an English class.
"Dude, is that the Ben Crouse? The one that yelled 'Joe mama' in class???"
"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
"Bro, he's probably gay..."
"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
"Bro, he's probably gay..."
by Alphacuremom69 May 25, 2020
Get the Ben Crousemug.