bastar stoopey

a very funny but nonetheless stupid bastard

bastar stoopey, makin a bluddah show o me

by Aslan June 14, 2004

Basteards

hooligans, punks, troublesome teenagers (young kids with beards that frequently get into trouble)

Those basteards stole my phone. The basteards have done it again.

by INDICA666 August 5, 2009

Bastard's Advocate

A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.

You're gay. You're an idiot. I hate you. Faggot. Haha isn't Bastard's Advocate fun?!

by Eternal Critic August 1, 2012

Bastard Sandwich

An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.

"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"

"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 11, 2014

bastard

Klaus Mikaelson

"The bastard son, Klaus."

by Karma Akabane (Avocado) July 25, 2018

unbelievable bastard

Several steps beyond a regular bastard, someone so treacherous, conniving, and evil that you can't believe how much of a bastard they really are. Typically uttered after the unbelievable bastard has done something shockingly wicked.

After seeing millions of bodies littered across the landscape, all I could do was turn to the man responsible and say, "you unbelievable bastard..."

by RySenkari July 29, 2009

Greaseball bastard

A punk, brat, bitch who doesn't have purpose in life, with low IQ and thinks they're "hood"

"Damn, that greaseball bastard is drivin' me nuts"

by Mato333 June 16, 2018