baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.

Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!

by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

Easy Bake

Farting in front of the electric heater/ fire place, causing the gas and smell to fill the entire room. An open room Dutch Oven.

That silent but deadly you let out in front of the heat filed the room with like someone was baking brownies in the Easy Bake Oven

by Billy Bowleegs December 13, 2014

Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.

"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014

Bake the turkey

Getting stoned

"Yo man let's go bake the turkey"

by Mayospeed December 27, 2014

Bake Rape

When a friend or family member forces homemade food on you and won't take no for an answer.

Me-I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at your mom's this year.

Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.

Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.

by metmike November 20, 2013

Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015

Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015