Slang for being be calm, relaxed, and ready to accomplish anything in front of them such as a stressful activity. This can be used after calming down after an emotional blow up.
After freaking out Allison took a deep breath and contained herself. Someone asked "Are you doing okay Allison?" to which she emphatically replied "I'm as cool as a zipper!"
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"I don't get it, Taffy, he plasters my picture all over his Facebook page but he's sleeping with this other chick."
"He must think you're pretty as a friend."
"He must think you're pretty as a friend."
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This lightweight at a party got crowned as a princess then woke up the next morning asking her why strands of hair are sticking together.
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