Andy

Andy loves food especially sushi and sweet and sour pork. He loves laughing with you and at you. He is very sweet when you buy him food.

Oh look Andy is here, get ready to laugh.

by Ssswp November 23, 2021

Andy

Andy eats a lot even when he says he's so full. He also laughs a lot with you and at you too. Andy is the most happy when sushi and sweet and sour pork are around. He's also quite grumpy in the morning.

Is Andy coming? Better get more food.

by Ssswp November 23, 2021

Andy

You know that feeling when you're driving fast with the top down and the wind is blowing through your hair, you've got your favorite tunes on, the sun is shining bright trying to penetrate your shades, and you smell the ocean closeby?......that feeling of supreme bliss is called nothing other than, Andy. She is the moon and the stars....she's fresh cut grass on spring mornings...her voice rings true like waves crashing upon the beach..She's got a sparkle in his eye...Devistatingly handsome...She's simply the best of everything you can imagine. She's a dudes dude and a ladies woman ~ everyone loves her. When she looks at you feel like you can hardly speak....you might even forget your own name. When she's far you feel like there's a hole in your chest.....but when you REALLY stop to think about it, you SMILE HUGE because she's the sun, brightening everything in your path and making way for happy days ahead! Best Hugs EVER???? You'll find them with an Andy.

Andy came?

The night will be amazing!!

by flowersfromthenight November 23, 2021

Andy May

An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.

If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.

The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.

Wow, watch out for that Andy May, it doesn't appear to have eaten in awhile.

by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021

Handy Andy

Handyman work done by the “I know a guy, guy.” When they failed trade school but still try to excel in a trade. The building code book is a coaster to hold their beer.

We’re going to have to revisit that electrical quote. We opened the walls to see Handy Andy has been here.

by Triple-t-man January 26, 2025

Andy

A man who has many mentally handicapped offspring. Family tree is a trunk.

That guy is an Andy his kids all come from the same branch in that tree

by Godcomplex2025 February 1, 2025

Giant andy

A man who has a large number of mentally disabled children.

Have you seen that giant Andy I’d love to see his family get togethers.

by Godcomplex2025 February 1, 2025