Turkey Oven

When you pull the covers over your significant other's head, and then shit the bed. Like a dutch oven, but with a little extra.

We broke up because I gave her a Turkey Oven last night and she threw up.

by Tommy Velvet November 29, 2020

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Turkey licker

When a male or female licks the pussy of an obese black woman.

Lil Wayne is such a Turkey Licker

by Coaler Krew September 9, 2016

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turkey strategy

The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.

Haven't won a game in a while. It may be time to pull out the old turkey strategy

by Sweettommy September 23, 2021

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turkey hopping

going to multiple friends, relatives houses in an attempt to get all the turkey, dressing, etc., and then leaving afterward.

My uncle Rick came to my house Thanksgiving in an attepmt at turkey hopping.

by AKCcc December 15, 2008

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At a special time during the year when your French girls come over, you are going to want to bake them into your French turkey. There are many different seasonings you can use, so you will have to be careful with the crevice of your French girl. Of course there might be some disagreement at first, but when they see how hot and tan they will be after being buttered and baked at 350, they will change their minds. You cannot resist the French turkey. SO HOT MAN. SO HOT.

That girl is so pale, i want to cook her up like a french turkey.

by Cpt tickletits November 25, 2014

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