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Panda

Panda, or Weirdpandagurl2090, is an amazing sweet girl who will go out of her way to make sure you’re okay. She’s so caring and kind and will always be there for you. She makes you feel loved and she’s always there to comfort you.
Person 1: I was just talking to my friend, Panda.

Person 2: Damn, Panda? You sure are lucky to have a friend like her.
by mmmmmmmmmmmme December 13, 2020
mugGet the Pandamug.

stud panda

A person who seems to be very conservative, but is actually a freak in the bed.
I always thought he was a prude. It turns out he is a stud panda.
by TonyDipp December 30, 2022
mugGet the stud pandamug.

Panda Sensai

Panda is an amazing, sweet, caring guy. He is the type of person to care for someone. He is a bottom but you still love him because he makes you laugh, and when your in some rough times he is there to give his opinion and make you feel better. He is very funny. He likes gravity falls and the amazing world of gumball. He also likes to wear dresses and be called kitten. But in the end he is a good friend to keep around because he will be there for you, and help you with shit. P.S he likes sucking toes.
Wow that guy Panda Sensai looks hot in that dress sheeesshhh
by whoiskatie March 31, 2021
mugGet the Panda Sensaimug.

Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.
by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025
mugGet the Post-panda regretmug.

panda Khan

A ninja panda or some shit
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug

Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
Josh:I got the panda Khan figure
Jimmy:lame
by BiggeCheese105 July 2, 2023
mugGet the panda Khanmug.

Panda Express

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
mugGet the Panda Expressmug.

Rusty Panda

When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda
hey man last night my buddy pulled a Rusty Panda on me, it was actually pretty insane.
by that0nefunnyguy January 6, 2019
mugGet the Rusty Pandamug.

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