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Woman

A common house slave best know for efficiently cleaning dishes, and commonly refereed to the name: "Dishwasher". Although, once a month they become unapproachable due to vaginal bleeding, hence making them irritable. These humans are known for making an irrational affection for shoes. Often married to by men to be claimed at property.
Who needs a dishwasher when you have a woman!
by Conflab15 June 14, 2018
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Winter Woman

A really fat woman that could only be useful during the really cold winter season.
by DJ D-Rek January 6, 2008
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Bank woman kidnaping

Where someone goes into a bank and kidnaps all the women working in the bank for rape later. They may or maynot also rob it.
there's been a bank woman kidnaping.
by Deep blue 2012 February 18, 2010
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Washer Woman

1. This gal's always at the most (in)convenient places for the Jyuusenkyoo-ized gang. She lurks around corners and behind fences armed only with the evil water splasher. After the ambush she blatantly ignores her dripping victim.
2. a woman whose occupation is washing clothes
1. That damn washer woman got me again, then she left me there dripping in her leftovers.
2. Way down the road where nobody goes,
There's a boogie-woogie washer woman washing her clothes.
by Jendo March 16, 2004
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trans woman

A trans woman is a woman who was assigned male at birth
jane: since we’re getting to know each other i wanted to let you know i’m a trans woman!
tammy: purrr
by smoothkendoll February 9, 2021
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woman

The N****r of the world, according to John Lennon. Most convenient target and scapegoat for male users on UD who prove John right.

RIP, John Lennon. May your wife and sons have a long and happy life and never come to UD to read what men think about women. They would try to kill themselves.
The Beatles loved women and praised "the woman" in their work. Thanks guys!
by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
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woman

the more intelligent half of the human race
A woman can do anything, including things men can't. When men say woman are less, it shows one of two things--that the men are truly afraid women are better and are trying to cover it up, or that these men truly don't have the slightest bit of intelligence left that they are unable to see how great women are.
by MusicianChick May 11, 2006
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