Whale's Tail

When your poop is so long that the bottom tip sticks at the bottom of the toilet and the top end falls forward and slaps your testicles. Imitating being slapped like a whale's tail.

Trevor called me during dinner to tell me about his comical whale's tail. It was a Whale of a tale.

by jcshfr August 27, 2005

Whalebait

An overweight minor whose interested in sex with older people.

Pedobear is sad. Your 13 year old girlfriend must weight 300 lbs. Talk about whalebait.

by Tankman86 February 13, 2009

Dead Whale

The girl that your homey is either dating, banging, wifing or has done such activities for a prolonged period of time in the past with any kind of emotional attachment.

It is strictly forbidden -- although such forbidding is mainly unspoken -- to carry on the aforementioned activities on the dead whale.

Doing such things to a dead whale makes you an asshole.

Friend 1: Johnny, why are you macking April? She's totally a dead whale.

Friend 2: Yea dude... your brother still loves her.

Johnny: I'm such an asshole.

by mephitic August 5, 2010

whales vagina

also known as ... gooch. This comes form the greek methology meaning HUGE NASTY FLOTHY CUNT.

Kristen's whales vagina looks like hamburger meat!

by Rodeogal May 14, 2006

Whale

1. A synonym for 'goddamn humongous'.

1: That roller coaster ride is so whale!

2: That girl has some whale breasts.

3: That is one whale burger.

by Vondamor October 31, 2011

pink whale

A white male's penis

You Asian girls really love that pink whale.

by Uncle Bob January 8, 2004

whale whore

when a person, normally female, is very whorish and goes after more than 10 guys at a time
OR:
a huge whore

"i made out with tom this weekend"
"isn't this the 7th guy you've made out with this week?"
"yeah"
"you're such a whale whore"

by Moosey Poo April 19, 2008