by Woodpimp June 12, 2024

by alicedutton March 2, 2018

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024

A Tiktok well is a deep hole in social media
that a user becomes trapped in, the longer they spend online the deeper they go, to the point where you get home from work sit down have a scroll, you check the clock and 3 hours have passed 😬. The social media equivalent to a Ket hole if you will. Many a snowflake and millennial have tried to escape the deep grasp of the Tiktok hole, only to become trapped and enthralled in pointless cat videos and kitchen hacks.
that a user becomes trapped in, the longer they spend online the deeper they go, to the point where you get home from work sit down have a scroll, you check the clock and 3 hours have passed 😬. The social media equivalent to a Ket hole if you will. Many a snowflake and millennial have tried to escape the deep grasp of the Tiktok hole, only to become trapped and enthralled in pointless cat videos and kitchen hacks.
I'm stuck in a Tiktok well.
"Hi Jerry, I can't come in to work today I was up all night in a Tiktok Well."
"Ah well, your not actually on the rota for today, but It does however explain where you have been AWOL for yesterday's shift. What have I told you about diving to deep?"
"Hi Jerry, I can't come in to work today I was up all night in a Tiktok Well."
"Ah well, your not actually on the rota for today, but It does however explain where you have been AWOL for yesterday's shift. What have I told you about diving to deep?"
by The punny rascal July 20, 2022

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation
John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"
by KyleWho? September 14, 2019

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?
A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."
Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
