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touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009
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Get Your WARROG

Acronym for War Against Retards Running Our Government, meaning the electorate's revolt against the profound rise in stupidity of politics today.

Get Your WARROG means to abstain from voting in a race where the only choices are a Democrat and a Republican, and you only have a 50/50 chance that the winner will ever represent you. They will only represent one half of their constituency. And even if your candidate wins, the other party won't work with them anyway. So it doesn't fucking matter.
Dude, did you get your WARROG? I skipped both the state and congressional house races, and wrote-in Nathan Explosion for Governor of Florida. So I got my WARROG.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 19, 2010
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Track Pant Warrior

Someone who wears nothing but track pants.
"Dude, have you noticed that Pat wears nothing but track pants?"

"Yeah, he's totally a track pant warrior."
by thanatos_89 April 10, 2009
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water the turkey

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.
Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"
by jimcool126 June 25, 2008
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water ball

An old/cheaper golf ball that a golfer is not afraid to lose in a water hazard.
I don't want to lose another of my new balls on this hole. Think I'll pull a "water ball" out of my bag this time. If I hit it in the drink, no big loss.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 21, 2022
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soca warriors

Unofficial name of the 2006 Trinidad and Tobago World Cup team and their supporters.
We are soca warriors. Go T &T!
by Kristin August 30, 2008
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giggle warrior

A chiseled man of steel, a true warrior, who also happens to giggle.
Mideval Knight: Oh no, a Giggle Warrior!
Giggle Warrior: (sword fighting) huaehueauheauheauheauh
by Gaydolph Shitler May 29, 2008
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