Wife

Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.

-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.

by Reliable guy June 16, 2022

Wife

A demonic entity that keeps you from doing things you actually like and we’ll take half if not all your stuff

“Wow my ex wife took everything from me”

by The supreme maker December 28, 2021

alice mattheos wife

So Alice is mattheo riddles wife

they are super happy together and are the best couple in the world

if anyone tries to take him from her they will die in a very brutal way

Alice mattheos wife is his

by mattheos wife ofc July 7, 2021

andrews wife

A stupid whore who gets fucked by multiple men daily

john: hey bob, did you end up fucking andrews wife last night
bob: yeah, me and 5 other guys

by TheSaltyCrab April 9, 2020

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

Wife cleaner.

A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.

"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"

"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."

by Bens Da da March 14, 2020

How's the wife?

The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.

Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.

by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021