Frosty Valley

When you cum into your partners armpit

Dan: Dude, I totally gave her a frosty valley today! Cum was all up in her pit.
Eli: Nice man!

by vostrofire July 10, 2012

Shit Valley

When you take a mean shit and you don't wipe your ass very well and your asshole burns until you take a shower. Your butthole is as hot as Death Valley.

Dude we gotta get back home so i can shower i got Shit Valley

by kris Stojo July 4, 2016

Northern Valley

A part of north-east New Jersey that consists of Harrington Park, Northvale, Norwood, Old Tappan, Rockleigh, Closter, Demarest, and Haworth. It is also known as "The North Valley" or "The NV".

"Yeah bruh, I grew up in the Northern Valley."

by Suburbs_Savage April 19, 2016

Sheltered Valley Girl

Girl from the conservative, white, upper-middle class areas of Southern California who somehow has been kept out of the loop with how the world works, how other cultures operate in the world, and with most, if not all, current events. Despite these depravities, this has fostered a soul with a lot of spirit and beautiful, bubblegum personality.

My girlfriend is such a sheltered valley girl, but my goodness if she ain't the cutest girl in the world.

by ftyt October 2, 2016

Sillicone Valley

The area of Draper, UT where all the sugar mamas have plastic EEE jugs.

Connor's mom LaCherity offered me her body, but I was like "Hell no, I ain't taking no plastic sillicone valley bitch!"

by Utahhomeslice April 16, 2017

Fort Valley

A small town in northern Virginia with full of white trash and wild rednecks, everyone owns a gun and voted for Donald trump.

Taylor: where are you from

Beth: Fort Valley

Taylor:.... I'm sorry

by Asain Peggy June 29, 2017

Lebanon Valley College

Fast forward 9 years...

students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.

Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."

by Hkvsjdvsja May 4, 2018