Daughter; When is Uncle Ryan going to get here?
Mother; You know he's not your real uncle right?
Daughter; He's my Pseudo-Uncle.
Mother; You know he's not your real uncle right?
Daughter; He's my Pseudo-Uncle.
by Otterboi December 10, 2015
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Who your grandma is ashamed of
And is always crying about it.
You can normally find uncle Steve in the corner at family parties
And is usually seen wearing a my little pony shirt covered in cheeto cheese.
Your mom tells you not to talk to him.
It's probably best if you listened to mom.
He's probably not safe.
We all have an uncle Steve.
Who your grandma is ashamed of
And is always crying about it.
You can normally find uncle Steve in the corner at family parties
And is usually seen wearing a my little pony shirt covered in cheeto cheese.
Your mom tells you not to talk to him.
It's probably best if you listened to mom.
He's probably not safe.
We all have an uncle Steve.
by Chrystal Candy November 4, 2015
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Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.
Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.
by Flying Dutch Uncle October 11, 2011
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Get the dutch uncle mug.The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. Can be intentional or not. Can be simultaneous or not. Usually looked upon as 'aces' when its neither intentional nor simultaneous.
Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".
Jnizzle:"What"?
Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!
Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"
Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"
Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"
Jnizzle:"What"?
Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!
Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"
Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"
Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"
by Jnizzle2 June 24, 2010
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by Minpict November 29, 2021
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