Urban Dictionary

An absolute shit storm of randomness. One of the few websites Wich is not a social media but every time I go on I loose more and more faith in humanity. Still I find myself on it almost 24/7.

Brayden. Wow this is so wired

Jack. How wifred?
Brayden. Lady Gaga Urban Dictionary
Jack.Wow

by Jeanneau2 June 17, 2017

urban dictionary

where you're at right now retard

Urban Dictionary is where you're at right now retard

by Sub Zero Killed Scorpian March 13, 2018

Urban Dictionary

They want to be funny, but wont let you be too creative or "raunchy" (old word for controversial in a sexual way) but clame to be the dirty webster... but they have rules..

Like big fat pussies...

Went to Urban Dictionary for fun, found myself unamussed by an old persons "dirty dictionary"...fuck that

by Handful of manhood June 10, 2016

Urban Dictionary

This entire dictionary, the dictionary that you are on

Urban Dictionary is my favorite dictionary!

by Dictionaries on Urban June 10, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A website with definitions so that every single word is a sexual euphemism or a racial slang term.

Bobby: "Yo, these Urban Dictionary definitions are hilarious!"
Joe: "WTF man? Hilarious means when you and twenty men tell jokes to each other naked and also is offensive to people of mixed Martian and Canadian descent!"

by DefinitionOfFunny June 11, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The urban dictionary is used by users to read sexual material to jack off to or to look up what each sexual term means

Friend who is a guy who has a major crush on the girl: What does friend with benefits mean?
Friend who is the girl : Don't know, look it up on the urban dictionary.

5 MINUTES LATER WITH DEFITION: Guy friend do you want to be my friend with benefits? 😘

by mr.🍌 August 22, 2016

Urban Dictionary

An unreliable source worse than Wikipedia and is used primarily to laugh at people's inaccuracy.

Check out Urban Dictionary you'll feel good after seeing it.

by nologic July 15, 2016