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Twitter

The Hell hole of the internet. Where people can get canceled over the stupidest thing or over actual illegal activities when the cops should be involved and not people who argue over a post from 10 years ago.
Person 1: hey man do you have Twitter

Person 2: i did but then someone doxxed me for not agreeing with them (don’t dox people it’s not cool and can risk multiple people’s safety)
by SululuScrabble June 17, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

Western Twitter

A term used by porn addicted weebs to describe american twitter even though japanese twitter is just as bad
by The Devious Man September 25, 2021
mugGet the Western Twittermug.

twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use
"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"
by boatychan February 3, 2019
mugGet the twitter speechmug.

Twitter

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.
"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"
by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020
mugGet the Twittermug.

Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.
well that tweet was using twitter theory.
by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021
mugGet the Twitter theorymug.

twitter couple

A relationship between two people on the social network Twitter. May or may not be involved or even know each other in real life.
I love when @ballzenstein and @bannedlibrary talk about books; they are the cutest twitter couple.
by bannedlibrary October 14, 2013
mugGet the twitter couplemug.

The twitter

The vacant wasted space between a woman’s twat (vagina) and her shitter (butthole).

THE TWITTER!!
What do u call the spoace between the twat and the shitter ,,,??

“The twitter
by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025
mugGet the The twittermug.

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