Turkey High

when u are so sleepy, full, and feel out of it after a nice meal on thanksgiving

Dude im so full from this meal
word i hear ya, im turkey high

by NJP13 November 28, 2010

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys

My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night

by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011

turkey catch

When a guy tries to turkey slap you but you catch it instead.

My boy friend tried to turkey slap me but i turkey catched it because of my fast reflexes.

by turkeymonster October 26, 2011

Turkolemia

That sleepy feeling you get after you consume lots of turkey.

"Dude, that Thanksgiving dinner gave me such bad turkolemia"

by lauracarlene November 22, 2011

Turkey Suprise

Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.

Turkey Suprise
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.

Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.

Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".

Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.

Male: thats my girl.

by that guy>.> October 8, 2012

turkfellas

Turkfellas is a group of a couple of guys in holland.

The group experiences a lot of crazy things.
They go clubbing every week and can tell the most crazy things the day after.
The bond between these members is unbreakable.

If you meet one of the guys you will know that he is a wonderfull guy.

Turkfellas!
Love my brothers #turkfellas

by MeiLin September 20, 2013

Turkey Burping

Turkey Burping is a slang term for gagging, but not throwing up. It may be used to include standard gagging, a sick feeling belch, or even vomiting a little into one's mouth.

Dude, watching that gross video had me turkey burping!

After that Chinese food I turkey burped like three times, I think I'm getting sick.

If I see you vomit I'm gonna turkey burp.

by chokey October 19, 2013