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by fatcupcake July 26, 2010
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tool factory

An individual who repeatedly misuses the word "tool" thinking that it is a general slur when it in fact has a specific meaning as in somebody who doesn't realize that they are being used by others.
Wow that guy sitting under the television wearing the college jersey and slamming Bud Lights is such a tool factory that he doesn't even realize he sounds like a complete idiot.
by Toolio2 September 25, 2010
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tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to be able to remove himself from his hatred of all things UTD.

Doesn't realise he is being used as a figure for others amusement.

A fool. An un-balanced cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
The Guardian Sport Blog's very own "tool" - MAWAL
by The whole of The Kop March 1, 2011
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Tooldick

1. A guy who doesnt realise how much of a dick he is.

2. A guy who dates your sister who tries to be your friend.

3. A gargleball master
you know her boyfriend is a complete tooldick, he tries to be his friend even though hes plowing her...
by TauKnight May 9, 2011
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Tooldick

1. A guy who doesnt realise how much of a dick he is.

2. A guy who dates your sister who tries to be your friend.

3. A gargleball master
you know her boyfriend is a complete tooldick, he tries to be his friend even though hes plowing her...
by TauKnight May 9, 2011
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Tool

The term tool is already a well known slang term. It is used to describe a person who does lame things that they think are cool, but nobody else does. This term is even more degrading that being called “kid”.
Wait… Was that guy just wearing a backwards Packers hat? What a tool!
by Csal May 30, 2011
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Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.
Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!
by mrbrain December 16, 2011
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