max magee

A person who is actually a giraffe wearing a wig.

"Don't be fooled. That new kid isn't a person. He's a Max Magee!"

by elgooGcM August 14, 2016

Max Seegs

One who like to pose, drink excessively, and break bathroom doors in an abrupt manner.

"wow do you see how drunk he is.."
"he's not drunk, he's just being a max seegs"

by gohawkx February 27, 2019

Max 2

Vibrator Sex Toy

Person 1: Hey, anyone wanna control my max 2?

Person2: Yeah sure.

by YesYhAHSyES] April 13, 2020

Max Rubenis

Max generally has a HUMONGUS shlong

Omg max Rubenis it's so HUMONGOUS

by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021

Max Zagorski

is a loser

Max: hey how's it going
Eva: piss off you loser max zagorski

by mrspotatobody July 28, 2021

Max Truby

Sum fattums kid that shit at stuff

person 1: "eeeeerrrrrr, what's that retard in the corner"
person 2:"eeeeee he must be a Max Truby"
retard:"how dar ye sai that shit language to me"

by SummancGuy December 10, 2020

Beta-max

A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.

Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.

by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020