Eye of the spider

Cringe Minecraft song on YouTube.

Person1: Eye of the Spider
Person2: Say that one more time.

by R3MYO June 6, 2017

adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Spider Tips

Another term for money when your extremely Broke and don't want people around to know what your saying

Bro, i can't get in the club i only got 17 Spider Tips

by mike98727394897293847 January 24, 2009

Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?

Not here to fuck spiders, mate.

by Nick Brook May 1, 2025

california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.

Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.

by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017

Candy Spider

A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.

Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...

Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.

Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.

by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013

spider

Someone who buys four pairs of jeans on sale at Costco.

Did you hear about Ruby? She went full spider and bought four hella cheap pairs of jeans at Costco!

by explodedtesticle February 17, 2022