Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

Saltting

The act of two persons with the same name kicking a volleyball instead of using there arms and hands.

Nova and nova are saltting in the locker room.

by Oakland69420 February 13, 2021

Salt Shaker

A synonym for someone who is a hater. Someone who hates on you, (or your outfit, hair, in a general conversation, etc.) or pisses you off. Can also be used as an alternative to f*** and in a joking manner.

Jimmy: “Hey, do you like my painting?”

Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”

by uɐǝq October 13, 2020

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped

Girl-(tells you a joke )
You-SALTS

(It not a funny on but you don’t want to hurt her feelings)

by Djcassidy June 9, 2020

salts

Smiled A Little, Then Stopped. A more accurate acronym for those who use "LOL" too much.

Person 1: (Posts humorous picture, but not humorous enough to laugh audibly)
Person 2: "salts"
Person 3: "salts???"
Person 2: "smiled a little, then stopped"
Person 1: "makes sense lol"
Person 3: "lol oh okay lol"

by dbrickishawfurgesun December 6, 2013

Salts

(Salts) mean smiled a little then stop
Use this word when someone send you something they thought was funny but it wasn’t. Substitute word for lol cause it dont be funny.

(Salts) mean smiled a little then stop.

by odeysav January 15, 2023