five case on a three

Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.

Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "

by Terio Marin June 17, 2016

Three Days Grace

A pretty fucking decent rock band with meaningful words in their songs. Usually criticized by innocent pop fans who have no idea what they're talking about.

Most of the songs in One X by Three Days Grace cuts me deep, but I know it is the story of my life. I sound like an emo right now, but trust me I'm really not, I just admire their tremendous work.

by UltimateDoge March 17, 2023

half life three

A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized

1.When are they gonna make half life three

2.never

by Chauvinisticbastard February 9, 2023

Three Steaks Pam

Someone who would happily eat 3 steaks in one sitting. This shouldn’t be seen as a negative, more of an honour.

"'Oh, do you know what my wife Pamela had last night? Do you know what my fat, disgusting wide Pamela had? Three steaks.' Then they'll tell their wives and before you know it, I'll be known as Three Steaks Pam."

by Shiftybadger November 29, 2018

three day plugger

The large, hard, round mass that ends up in your rectum after you don't move your bowels for three days.

Man, I was just soaked in sweat after having to get that three day plugger out!

by puffertw April 28, 2017

Three day dick

When a male goes unwashed for 3 or more days and then wants a blow job. Accumulation of crust or dick cheese is usually apparent. Especially heinous if you are uncircumcised.

Girl dont blow him.... he got three day dick!!!!

by Anight March 16, 2020

three-star poop

Achieving a maximum score on a mobile game (such as Cut The Rope or Angry Birds) whilst sitting on the toilet.

#1: "You took a long time in the john? Are you okay?"
#2: "Yeah, I was just having a three-star poop."
#1: "Gross man, gross."

by Onomatapedalo May 25, 2014