Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Dave Save

When an issue with technology (or life in general) is fixed by your mate Dave

I couldn’t work out why my pc didn’t work. Thank goodness for the Dave Save.

by JeSuisNot March 25, 2023

Dave Burley

A fictional person at a bar whose tab you put your drinks on.

Bartender, give me 4 shots of Fireball, on the tab for Dave Burley.

by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017

Shady Dave MC

To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.

Damn dude you robbed that senior citizen like a shady Dave MC

by Neighborhood watch March 24, 2020

Daving

A very caring boy often smart, super smart even but it's all due to his hardwork. He is such a hardworker it's astounding.
He is made to succeed but can unfortunately feel very lonely. He's under a lot of pressure, he deals with it with sarcasm and that is one of the funniest things in him. Always stronger than he thinks he is and very simple guy with great qualities he doesn't seem to be aware of, very supporting friend, he is the definition of cute too hehe.

They're as smart and cute as Daving? No it can't be.

by Shayissad April 10, 2022

DAVE!!

The best man among all the people on Earth, only one man has ever had this title, but his location is sadly unknown. so be on the lookout because you never know when you might be looking at DAVE!! (yes DAVE!! is the name, all caps and including the 2 exclamation marks ONLY 2).

Hey bro, look out for DAVE!!, he can be anywhere

by anonymous December 12, 2022

Dave Perry

A sassy but classy, larger than life, sexy boy.

Omg that guy is defo a Dave Perry

by fabgalyo January 10, 2022