Canada's History

It is the twisted sexual act performed in the US which requires stretching a woman's anus with a set of moose antlers. The further she can take it up her butt the more 'Canadian' she is. Then maple syrup is poured into her ass until she is full. She then pushes it out into a large cup or goblet (preferably the Stanley Cup) and then both partners drink the maple syrup together and use it as smelly body lube.

Ana is FREAKY she let Alex perform a 'Canada's History' on her!

by Ry Guy N. February 4, 2010

West Canada Valley

Welcome to west canada valley high school here you will see a lot of students giving up in life due to the teachers poor academic skills when you walk in the smelling halls of nasty dying fish from all the girls with stds u will find most of the girls in the bathroom smoking nicotine and the boys bathroom smells like piss. West Canada is a go to play if u really hate your life and want the teachers to ruin it even more. You will mostly see girls that wear belly shirts and booty shorts or girls that are gay and have undercuts. The boys on the other hand have mullets or long hair while wearing jeans boots and ripped shirts. Welcome to the school of homophobic teachers and students that don’t care.

Oh u go to West Canada Valley you must work on a farm and have no life

by Yomama1457 September 21, 2021

On Top Canada TV

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by OnTopCanadaTV February 26, 2021

Alabama Republic of Canada

A fictitious country made by several college students in the year of our Lord twenty-not-three.(2003) It is run by a Chancellor and Vice Chancellor, among many others. There is a Cartoon called "The Adventures of Andew and Jer-Mac" (the Chancellor and his Vice), A rap video/ state of the Union, and a religion based on Al Gore. They have a website but on this website advertising of websites is strongly forbidden.

"Where'd you get that snazzy shirt, Scag?"
"Why I purchased it from the great nation of Alabama Republic of Canada!"

by Lfnt September 13, 2006

Canada - America's Hat

A common phrase said by Americans in an attempt to offend Canadians. Must be pretty fucking embarrassing to be wearing a hat that's bigger than you.

American - Canada - America's Hat
Canadian - You dumb ass why the fuck are you wearing a hat that's bigger than you

by NateTheCanadian July 3, 2018

United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.

We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!

by Dan January 29, 2005

Canada's History

When you fist your girl in the ass and fuck her in the ear 69 style, and you come so hard it shoots her eyes out. While this happens, you pull your hand out so that her built-up shits end up in your face.

"Yo dude did you get with that chick?"
"Yeah man, we studied some of canada's history"
"yikes, she's not winning that rifle shooting meet tomorrow"
"fuck that, dude, my face stinks."

by GerryWithAG February 4, 2010