Lana = short

lana is a midget that hasnt grown since she was 7

Lana is suuuper short, I hope my kids dont grow up to be her height.
Lana = short (quick maths)

by Lana is so short November 17, 2021

strawberry short cake

a small red dick that looks pink like a strawberry and the balls are usually in the shape of a heart.

jim has a strawberry Short cake and gets made fun of by even gingers

by klater September 21, 2011

Eat My Shorts

The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.

Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!

by 514funny August 25, 2008

nut-cut shorts

Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.

Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.

by jessie blum May 13, 2008

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

Short Arm Syndrome

when a male (typically of teenage years/ one who plays minecraft) has a large ego, therefore thinking he is the best. Often, he will boast or brag. Abbreviated as S.A.S

John plays with his cannons so much, he's developed Short Arm Syndrome.

by young_volcanoes September 19, 2017

Corona short-sword

A cast-iron frying pan, especially when used as a weapon. Reference to Disney's "Tangled".

In the restaurant fight scene in "Chuck Vs. The Sizzling Shrimp", Sarah was really using the Corona short-sword.

by MrCanoehead July 23, 2014