total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

Black arse

A black arse is a black person’s butt, usually someone from African origins.

Person 1: Do you eat black arse?
Person 2: No, I prefer white ones.

by TakeThatDuragOff February 19, 2021

arse pharmacist

some one that cures arse pains after anal sex

tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better

by that guy that defies shit June 19, 2011

arse mint

Someone who is a suck up

Oh your such an arse mint (when someones obviously trying to suck up to someone)

by Angel Face August 5, 2012

my arse is trophy

My bottom feels like it’s been used for gratification in a prison competition. I feel like I’ve been gay raped. My arse hurts, but it feels unexpectedly rewarding. Australian slang.

My arse is trophy: I made the Kokoda day one stage-point. My arse feels like trophy (but I did better than that wanker).

by Majomka February 17, 2020

Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally someone that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.

That work you did looked good, until I did a propper inspection and found out your just a rough arsed git

by Kill_crazy March 7, 2024

pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way

by DigBickHarry September 4, 2016