Texas Road Sign

Put hot sauce on your arm and shove it firmly into your significant others butthole

Levi and Karen did the Texas Road sign,both had a firey ass

by KEATONANDGEAR November 29, 2017

Texas Overhand Double Pump

The double pump is a technique where you cock your rifle using both hands with a large stroking motion resulting in a much larger blast when you fire off.

Lance perfected the Texas Overhand Double Pump in the 6th grade. Damn, does that guy have stamina.

by I got a big Nick June 16, 2018

Texas

The state with the cockiest people ever known to man/woman

You must be from Texas

by TFGTYgyfcygFTFjvgVG October 28, 2020

the texans

a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.

That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.

by gabbo99 October 14, 2005

North Texas corndog

The act of eating large amounts of corn and then performing the hot carl.

Dude, my girlfriend wanted to get crazy last night so I went to Boston Market, loaded up on corn, and about an hour later I gave her a steamy North Texas corndog. It was awesome. Then I put on my robe.

by Sir Icabod Von Nisselroy November 20, 2007

The Texas Rubdown

The act of rubbing somebodies body in a fine sexual fashion.

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by Yung Corduroy Da Boss December 2, 2010

Houston Texans

The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.

WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021