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hallway tax

The extra 5 minutes it takes to get anywhere in school because you keep running into people you know in the hallway.
"The hallway tax was crazy today between the cafeteria and gym."
by kikam September 9, 2025
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Road Tax

A specific extra tax motorists (with few exceptions) have to pay in order to drive a car on a public road.
Got to find the money to pay my road tax, or I won't be able to use my car.
by Cyclists Voice of Reason March 27, 2011
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Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.
Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.
by Ragaja October 12, 2018
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Clout Tax

An additional fee added to any good or service based on how popular it is on social media
Yo that tattoo artist is costing you $3000 for a thigh piece. you're deffo paying clout tax
by rmpl4sskn June 14, 2023
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National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.
Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!
by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023
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Phantom Tax

Derived/misheard from the internet slang term “Fanum Tax,” Phantom Tax is a friendly act of taking another’s items for a short time, essentially borrowing the item(s) without consent or stealing.
“Man, f*** your Phantom Tax bro. I was gonna eat that!”
by Man000000 April 27, 2025
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